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  • darkness: do i know u
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pinkcakery:

truffulajam:

groupons:

Care about nature. Plant a tree. Hug a tree. Hug a cactus. Shove some dirt up your ass. Recycle.

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sometimes my roommate is a gd genius and i hate her for that

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thankorblamemelater:

unbreakableunmistakable:

*1st transformers movie*
Optimus: ironhide! We do not harm humans!
*4th transformers movie*
Optimus: fuck you. Fuck this planet. I’ll kill you all.

*ironhide laughing from his grave*

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funkies:

teens who get expensive brand new cars as soon as they get their license

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bitrates:

bitrates:

I don’t know what’s better.  Her reaction, or the guy creeping in the door.

I just now realized that he’s actually sucking on her boob.  I thought it was her arm at first lmao. Makes this picture even more disturbing and hilarious.

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the-space-ghost:

If you don’t think space is the tightest shit then you’re wrong

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bamfneblake:

Dracula asks the important questions.

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vinyl-scratching:

awkwardgravityfallsscreencaps:

calliedope:

teratophilia:

this raises so many questions. who is jenkins? why does he need to be stopped? how do we stop jenkins???

we have to stop jenkins


Hi there, young people. Nice day today.


SO YOU LIKE KICKIN’ BUTTS, EH
HOW MANY TIMES DO WE HAVE TO TEACH YOU OLD MAN

vinyl-scratching:

awkwardgravityfallsscreencaps:

calliedope:

teratophilia:

this raises so many questions. who is jenkins? why does he need to be stopped? how do we stop jenkins???

we have to stop jenkins

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Hi there, young people. Nice day today.

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SO YOU LIKE KICKIN’ BUTTS, EH

HOW MANY TIMES DO WE HAVE TO TEACH YOU OLD MAN

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maliciousmelons:

when you are in a hurry and someone wont let the conversation end

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